am back for real darlings. may not be on every day, though. i start working on saturday and although that will give me a paltry paycheck and prevent me from boredom eating for 9.5 hours a day, it leaves little time for tumblr. wish me luck! i’ll be working at Macy’s during Christmas, I will need all the luck and good thoughts i can get!
have not forgotten you, my lovelies! i have just been very busy!
me when there is pie around.
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”
- Tina Fey
i surrendered and let someone else design my workout, kind of. the calendar says what to work on, i pick the routine. my EVERYWHERE hurts. also, this is absolutely not important to anyone but me, but my manky old workout tee from forever ago fits without riding up my muffin! granted, this used to swim on me in my workout days, but progress is progress and i am making it!
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